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Hellbound Heart
by KazzenlX
[WARNING: MATURE CONTENT] - Izabelle had underestimated the fire she thought she was going to play with tonight. But how could she ever have foreseen that the man she had happened to come across with does not play with just a small fire, but a whole inferno?___Excerpt: "You going through this marriage with me might as well be like you digging your own grave. Because the moment you start to want more from me, I will divorce you. And the moment you break your promise and try to fight me… I will ru…
I Became the Devil Queen's Heart Demon
by Golden autumn rain falls
My name is Chen Mo, a gaming nerd.Recently, I've been obsessed with a single-player game called "Absolute Immortal" and have defeated the final boss, [Lady Yu], over a hundred times using cheats.Then, I transmigrated.I became Lady Yu's lackey.On my first day at work, why does it feel like Her Majesty is looking at me strangely...?...My name is Yu Youhan, Imperial Consort of the Yuan Dynasty, with immense cultivation power, dominating the nine provinces.I recently had a 'dream'.In the dream, I wa…
How can I have a heart of a demonic god in my body?!
by Fast Food Restaurant
Merged into the body of External Disciple Chen Yu was the heart of a demonic god.The heart is the core of life, the most fragile vital organ. To Chen Yu, however, the heart was his greatest strength, granting him power and potential beyond demonic and divine beasts. Here on out, we follow him as he embarks on a mysterious and wonderful journey.
Attention Sir, I Have Your Heart Handcuffed!
by miss_Su
She once tried hard, but the marriage unknowingly turned into a lifeless pond.Her husband stayed out all night, and she gradually became numb from heartache.Work became her true companion.The only gift from this marriage was that it forged her into a calm and independent female journalist.She thought her heart had long drowned in that lifeless pond until she met that man in a crisp police uniform, with a crooked smile and cunning eyes...Their first encounter was at the scene of a crime. She went…
I Have A Divine Tree In My Heart
by King of Torch
Other people earn points, gain skills and attributes after transmigration, while I end up planting trees? What's the use of planting trees? I don't want to be a gardener!Wait a minute, there seem to be a lot of special tree species in this world. There is the Bodhi Tree that brings enlightenment, the Big Locust Tree that controls life and death, the Mandala Flower that lures people to death, the Nine-World Tree that is the foundation of Nordic Mythology, the Kabbalah Tree of Life that describes …
Because I Want To
by Leann Lane
Vie is a whiz at computers and numbers. But, she has a naughty side that she rarely lets show. Worse yet, she's beginning to fantasize about a certain tough Marine that needs her help. Vie tries hard to ignore the growing ache that his presence brings on. Trev, a hard core Marine, is trying to get his life back in order after finding his baby sister after 10 years of searching. Now, he finds himself blindsided by the BDSM lifestyle. Blindsided yet intrigued. Trev can't stop imagining what it …
Race With a Heart
by AmberFullMoon
Sometimes dreams come true, even the impossible ones. Martin never expected to get a summer job as a mechanic at GP2 one day. As if that was not enough, he will work on his idol's car! The racing driver, however, turns out to be different than what the media shows him, as if he had something dark inside him ...With the smell of grease, gasoline and car oil, Martin learns more about life than he could ever expect.All events, characters and organizations are fictional. The resemblance to any real …
In My Next Life I'll Win the Heart of the Male Lead
by Amesaya
There's nothing wrong with Adelaide's life.There's nothing wrong with being cheated on. After all, half of marriages end in divorce and most end from infidelity.There's nothing wrong with getting addicted to an otome game. After all, everybody has something they're obsessed with.There's nothing wrong with reincarnating as the villainess instead of the heroine. After all, the villainess is richer and more powerful.There's nothing wrong with the villainess chasing after one of the love interests. …
When I was kid : I need to fart
by ilalalaaa23
Silly thoughts and things i had/did when i was a kid
Love at First Fart
by Cliff_Queen
A love story between Careless Whisper and Farty McSniffer.Lots of cliffhangers...Updates not stable.Read at your own risk.Cover not mine.
TO kill a Fart
by ButtFarts
this is the Tale of a Boy who wants to never have embarrassing farts again
That Time I Got Killed By A Fart
by Comfort_Sara00
Truck Kun? Check.Being reborn in a novel? Check.Being a side character? Check.Having a system? Check.Dying by fart? Che- wait what-In a world where the laws of the universe take a coffee break, and the ridiculous knows no bounds, "That Time I Got Killed By a Fart" is a one of a kind Eastern fantasy novel that'll leave you gasping for breath (no, not from the flatulence).Meet Ye Qing, your not-so-average protagonist, who thought her life was as ordinary as they come. That is, until the day she fo…
Parasitic Heart: I Accidentally Picked The Rune Of Calamity
by Jin_moon
In a world ruled filled with runes, Matt is reborn at the lowest rung of society after being sold off by his family.But Matt is no stranger to politics and power. Once a soldier and a cunning leader who bent entire nations to his will, death could not erase his sins—or rather his ambition.This new world is far from simple. Yet, Matt carries more than memories of his past life—he wields powers so extraordinary that they could turn kings into beggars and saints into monsters.But with great power c…
Brain Fart
by SmallFries
Scenes that will never make it in normal stories. Irregular Updates.*Used to be a deleted story
After I Died I Found Out I Was the Heart's Desire of the Noble Buddhist of Beijing
by Raven Nightshade
“Qingqing, I know I was wrong. I won’t be indifferent to you anymore. Just come back, and I will do anything for you!”Looking at the series of long message essays sent by Gu Pei on my phone, I decisively blocked this jerk whom I once regarded as my true love.Reborn, I will never make the same mistake again!In my previous life, as the daughter of the richest man, I foolishly groveled at the feet of the son of our family’s servant.To marry him, I brought him into my father’s company, giving him a …
I Belong to You
by natsume1988
Louis Caine Lexus is the most eligible bachelor in town. Tall, dark and handsome. Not to mention a total genius in business making him a billionaire at the age of 25.Every women and even some men wanted to be with him. But a terrible past, makes him completely guarded and detach from everyone else except from the people on his pack.Did I mention that he is a werewolf too, not to add an Alpha?Oh well, I guess you know now.And aside from his multi-billion businesses he is also a strict and powerfu…
The Fart Collector
by Joriana_Gavino
Within the darkness is a pureth and innocent, having covenant with the devil not to abuse but to protect the weak. The greediness covered under the silk robe made of gold, twisting the role of good and evil. The demon is now at the pedestal, stepped on the back of the submissive fool. Human are now become the animal in the wilderness hunted by predator.
Farting In Houston
by Khendia
Elizabeth Heaton, a bored CIA analyst, finally gets some career excitement when she’s sent to Houston to help catch and turn a Chinese spy working for a low-level defense contractor. She finds love on the job but her love life gets entangled with her assignment, leaving Elizabeth stuck in the middle.
Key to a Goblin's Heart
by sillymlk
Can you fall in love again when it almost destroyed everything you stood for?Cassandrei, a goblin princess, banished to the land of mortals finds herself striving without any of her powers. With passing time she transitions into a common human and reversal from that becomes harder. After an accident she crossed path with someone who could unlock her powers on earth itself. She called him her "Key". Will he help her regain her powers? What happens when her powers in the land of mortals starts to …